SPONGEBOB: Good morning, Bikini Bottom!
Ah, what a beautiful day.
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
I wonder if Patrick's at home.
Hiya, SpongeBob.
Watcha doing?
Going over to Sandy's place.
Hey, what's this?
This doesn't look like Sandy's place.
Don't lose your barnacles, boys.
Hi-ya!
There it is.
What is it?
Can't you see?
It's Texas.
SPONGEBOB: "Texas"?
What's a Texas?
Oh, it's nothing but a memory now.
All right, then.
Uh, let's make one of your tree dome.
Y-You know, all of a sudden
l don't feel much like sandcastles, SpongeBob.
I'll see y'all later.
Hmm? Sandy...
Ha Ha Hi-ya!
Aw, SpongeBob
l'm just not feeling up to karate right now.
( laughing )
I get it.
"Not feeling up to karate," huh?
Whatever you say, Sandy.
Boy, I hope Sandy doesn't attack me from behind.
( yells )
( growing )
( grunting and groaning )
Uh... Sandy?
Surf's up, Sandy.
No thanks.
( jellyfish buzzing )
Boy, there's nothing like going jellyfishing.
( giddy laughter )
Whoa!
( giddy laughter )
Look, Sandy, we caught one!
Listen, SpongeBob
right now, I don't want to build sandcastles
play karate or eat jellyfish.
( laughing )
We don't eat 'em!
We let 'em go!
Fly away, little critter!
Go on, go back home where you belong.
Run along, back to your family and friends.
I know they miss you
as much as you miss them.
Hurry, before they forget you and leave you behind!
Remember...
♪ There's no place like home. ♪
( sobbing )
( gurgling sobs )
( flushing )
( gasping )
Sandy, what the heck are you crying about?
l ain't cryin', my helmet just sprung a leak.
Sandy...
Oh, I guess I'm just feeling a little homesick.
Homesick, huh?
Mm-mmm.
SPONGEBOB: Almost there!
Dad-gum it, SpongeBob, what is it?
♪ Da, ta-dah! ♪
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK: Welcome home, Sandy!
( sobbing )
Sandy?
Go away.
I don't get it, Patrick.
What's wrong with Sandy?
Maybe it's just a squirrel thing.
( tuning )
♪ Wish I was back in Texas ♪
♪ The ocean's no place for a squirrel ♪
♪ Wish I was in Texas ♪
♪ Prettiest place in the world ♪
♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ I guess a-deep in my heart ♪
♪ I'll always be a Texas girl ♪
♪ I want to go ho-o-o-o-ome ♪
♪ Ho-ome. ♪
( clams howling )
( Sandy yodeling )
Hey, Patrick, listen to that!
Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!
Patrick!
Listen... hear that?
It's Sandy.
♪ I want to wake up in Texas ♪
♪ I miss those wide-open skies ♪
( chattering )
♪ I miss my 20 acres ♪
♪ Barbecues and pecan pies ♪
♪ Oh, why ♪
♪ When I'm so far from you, Texas ♪
♪ All I can do is cry ♪
( sobbing )
( music continues )
( sniffing )
( sobbing )
( Sandy yodels )
( sobbing )
( blowing )
♪ I want to go ho-o-o-ome ♪
( deep voice ): ♪ I want to go ho-ome. ♪
( sobbing loudly )
Do you think she knows the muffin man song?
Patrick, she sang that song from her heart!
She really misses Texas.
Well, let's go get some Texas and bring it down here.
Patrick, you can't...
That's it!
Patrick, your genius is showing.
Where?!
Everything looks perfect.
We're going to go get Sandy now.
MR. KRABS: Well, hurry it up, lads!
Can't squat like this forever!
SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK: Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab!
Sandy's surprise is at the Krusty Krab!
Wait till she sees the...
Shh!
Don't spoil the surprise.
( giggling )
Hey, Sandy! Hey, Sandy!
You want to come with us
to the Krusty Krab?
Hey, SpongeBob.
Hey, Patrick.
What are you doing with those bags?
I'm goin' back home to Texas.
What?! Now?!
You can't! I mean, we...
It's time for this tumbleweed to tumble on home.
W-Wait, Sandy.
You can't, uh... 'cause we were gonna...
at the Krusty Krab is... that is not the right direction...
Wait! If you don't... lf I can't...
( sputtering )
Sandy, wait a second!
You don't want to leave without having
one last Krabby Patty down at the Krusty Krab!
I'm tired of fish food, SpongeBob.
B-But Sandy, don't you want to say good-bye
to all your friends down at the Krusty Krab?
I just can't do that, SpongeBob.
It'd be too sad.
N-No, no, wait!
Sandy!
I can't believe she's gone.
Yeah. What's so great about dumb, old Texas?
What did you say?
Texas is dumb?
Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!
You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb, old Texas?
No, you can't!
Oh, then, can we say people from Texas are dumb?
No! You can't say nothin' about Texas!
Oh!
So we shouldn't say anything bad about Tex-as!
I'm warning you, SpongeBob!
Look, Patrick... I'm Texas!
Duh, howdy, y'all!
I'm Texas, too.
Get a dog, little longie.
Howdy, y'all!
Get a dog, little longie!
Get a dog...
y'all best cut it out!
♪ The stars at night are dull and dim ♪
♪ Whenever they have to be ♪
♪ Over dumb, old, stupid Texas! ♪
Hey, Patrick, what am I now?
Uh... stupid?
No, I'm Texas!
What's the difference!
( guffawing )
You all best apologize
or I'm going to be on you like ugly on an ape!
You'll have to catch us first!
( taunting laughter )
( both panting )
We did it. We got her.
Krusty Krab, here we come!
Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb?
( guffaws )
Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?
Uh, okay, Patrick, that's enough.
Why? Do you think
that old slowpoke, Texas, is gonna...
( panting )
( screaming )
Run faster, Patrick!
( both screaming )
( screams )
SpongeBob!
( screaming )
( gasping )
( teeth chattering )
SANDY: Hi-ya!
( gasping )
You're going to take back what you said!
( sputtering and gasping )
No!
Almost there.
( grunting )
( screaming )
SpongeBob!
You been messin' with the bull!
Now here come the horns!
No, Sandy!
No!
ALL: Howdy, y'all!
Wha... what's this?
It's a party.
For you!
For me?!
It's your own little slice of Texas.
Check it out, Sandy.
We got square dancin'...
giant barby-q's...
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Homemade peas-in-a-can pies,
and we got our very own ten-gallon hats.
So, what do you think? You gonna stay?
( laughing )
( gurgling laughter )
Don't cry anymore, Sandy.
I'll go get your bags.
( gurgling continues )
( flushing )
I'm not cryin'. I'm laughin'.
I appreciate what y'all are trying to do, SpongeBob,
but home isn't about barbecues and pecan pies.
Home is where you're surrounded
by other critters that care about you.
Huh?
Duh, what am I doin'?
I been home all along,
and I took me till just now to realize it.
Does that mean you'll stay?
I'm stayin'!
( all cheering )
Whoo-hoo! She's stayin'!
Whoo! That makes me feel all wiggly!
Yeah, who needs dumb, old Texas?
SANDY: What did you just say?
PATRICK: Should I start running now?